Merry Christmas Eve!

Merry Christmas Eve! If you need to pick up a last minute gift, Christmas Retrieve. 

Visit the butcher for a ham? Christmas Cleave. 

Run into Steven while you’re there? Christmas Steve. 

Use the restroom before you drive home? Christmas Relieve. 

Woodland creature building a dam in the creek next door? Christmas Beav. 

Finish all your shopping? Christmas Achieve. 

Figure out what’s in a present by shaking it? Christmas Perceive.

Undercook the ham? Christmas Heave.

Have a headache? Take some Christmas Aleve. 

Think Santa’s coming to town? Christmas Believe. Or… Christmas Naive.

Having a baby in 9 months? Christmas Conceive. 

Open an early present and it’s just a pocket square? Christmas ‘kerchief.

Early present is a sweater? Christmas Sleeves!

Get extensions to look extra nice? Christmas Weave. 

Annoyed with all these puns? Christmas Peeve. 

Well, just put up with it, or you can Christmas Leave.