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The top (actually only, so far) search here on my site is 'eric j sinner'

I was curious, is this a person? Should I know them well enough that they would be searched for by at least one person on Earth?

The first result was a fellow named Eric J Skinner on facebook. You're pushing it, fellah. Just don't get into the writing game, and we'll be okay.

A few results down was my own website. Still no Eric J Sinner though.

Most of the other results were mismatched (I did not enclose the name in quotes when I searched) but right there, result number 10 a police report on the Morning Call website: "Charged - Eric J. Sinner, 25, of 2510 Green Acres Drive, Wescosville; charged yesterday at the Allentown fairgrounds with public drunkenness and defiant trespass.

"The report is from May 25, 1986. This Morning Call publication is really dedicated to historical police reports, I'm somewhat impressed.

This Mr. Eric J. Sinner is 50 years old now. Maybe he's the one person who searched that name? Perhaps he was discouraged when the only result relevant to him was a 25 year old police report, an embarrassing reminder of that time he climbed over a fence on a drunken whim.

If you're reading this, Mr. Sinner, let's hear your story! Leave a comment!